China to remake Hollywood classics ‘properly’
By Ruan ShiliCultural Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The set-up may seem familiar to film fans: a pair of femme fatales, vast riches and […]
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Tainted milk causes Chinese women to “grow breasts”
by DA XIONGHealth Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Panic gripped communities with adolescent children across China this weekend, after a possible link between a […]
Salt entrepreneur becomes overnight billionaire art collector
By RONG RENEconomics Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – “When I said I was quitting university to start my own salt-and-vinegar concern, my parents thought […]
China: Rising gas prices caused by Western media
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing authorities announced Friday that recent rises in gas prices were the direct result of interference […]
China to overtake Japan as world’s largest purveyor of weirdness: report
By RONG RENEconomics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – New statistics have revealed China surpassed Japan on the Gross National Weirdness (GNW) scale last quarter, […]
China urges calm after New Year fireworks provoke North Korea missile strike
By Rong RenDefense Correspondent DALIAN (China Daily Show) – China’s leaders called for peace, calm and the resumption of talks today after an early Chinese […]
Ask the mean lady at the Beijing Exit-Entry Administration Bureau
Dear mean lady at the Beijing Exit-Entry Administration Bureau, Help! I am a 26-year-old gay man stuck in a traditional Chinese quandary. I’m going back […]
Edgar Snow clone went “haywire” after failed experiment: CIA
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Chinese government attempts to attain international journalistic credibility by cloning legendary former US reporter Edgar […]
Millions still without porn after Japan lifts export ban to China
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Servers crashed and internet connections slowed to a crawl yesterday after Japan ended its recent ban […]
China WikiLink let us see the honest hardworking politician: Official Report
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGMinistry of Truth Spokesperson BEIJING (Official Report) — Fear of release of the classified document are now okay, because the detail […]