China successfully halts spread of truth
By YANGXING RENSHIPandemic Correspondent WUHAN (China Daily Show) — Beijing has declared “complete victory” in its battle to bury the truth about the Covid-19 virus […]
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Beijing’s Office of Taiwan Affairs confident it can’t fuck things up any further
By BAI WANStraits Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As he prepared to lock up the office for the weekend, Beijing’s minister in charge of […]
Most Chinese cities ‘based on 1960s LA’
By TIAN SHICHENGCulture Correspondent SINGAPORE (China Daily Show) – A delegation from Beijing surprised guests at this year’s World Architectural Festival by revealing that most […]
Why I nobly agree to be censored
The heir to the Oliver P. Wendall Thurgoöd writing dynasty on publishing his work in China It has been a sad duty, these last few months, to […]
‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]
Ask a sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress
Dear sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress Today I came home from a very difficult afternoon: I had to fetch the children from school […]
President Hu Jintao leaves inspirational speech in car, forced to read 101-minute work report
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An explosive 15-minute speech at the 18th National Party Congress by President Hu Jintao, laying out an […]
China’s political junkies welcome delay of new Bond movie
By BAIBAI LINGLINGQIEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China’s vast array of Party-watchers breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday, after hearing that the […]
Off-duty cab driver enjoys pretending to be on-duty
By SHI FUTransport Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Look! You see him – that guy there? Now watch this, as I don’t slow down,” […]
Seventh Plenary Session of 17th Central Committee to be best plenum ever
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – It’s official! The Seventh Plenary Session of the outgoing 17th Central Committee will be “even bigger, better […]