Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
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Bureaucratic Integrity Outbreak Strikes Zhengzhou, Thwarts Bribery Attempt
By WUDE WUXIN MEIGUORENCorruption Correspondent Local father Guo Zhenyuan expressed disbelief Thursday after failing to locate even one corrupt official willing to accept a bribe […]
We Chinese: City Governments Will Use DeepSeek AI to Make Decisions
Senior officials in several cities across China have given their staff instructions to use DeepSeek AI to “assist in decision-making, analysis and problem-solving,” according to […]
China successfully halts spread of truth
By YANGXING RENSHIPandemic Correspondent WUHAN (China Daily Show) — Beijing has declared “complete victory” in its battle to bury the truth about the Covid-19 virus […]
Beijing’s Office of Taiwan Affairs confident it can’t fuck things up any further
By BAI WANStraits Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As he prepared to lock up the office for the weekend, Beijing’s minister in charge of […]
Most Chinese cities ‘based on 1960s LA’
By TIAN SHICHENGCulture Correspondent SINGAPORE (China Daily Show) – A delegation from Beijing surprised guests at this year’s World Architectural Festival by revealing that most […]
Why I nobly agree to be censored
The heir to the Oliver P. Wendall Thurgoöd writing dynasty on publishing his work in China It has been a sad duty, these last few months, to […]
‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]
Ask a sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress
Dear sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress Today I came home from a very difficult afternoon: I had to fetch the children from school […]
President Hu Jintao leaves inspirational speech in car, forced to read 101-minute work report
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An explosive 15-minute speech at the 18th National Party Congress by President Hu Jintao, laying out an […]