Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
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We Chinese: City Governments Will Use DeepSeek AI to Make Decisions
Senior officials in several cities across China have given their staff instructions to use DeepSeek AI to “assist in decision-making, analysis and problem-solving,” according to […]
We Chinese: UK Government Appears To Approve of Chinese Super Embassy
After reviewing a Beijing-funded study claiming that up to 4,500 protestors could fit in the surrounding space of the proposed Chinese embassy in Tower Hamlets, […]
CCP Orders Defense Contractors to Build Death Star
Defense Ministry Officials Said the Death Star With Chinese Characteristics Would Be Deployed for Domestic Surveillance Purposes By SO SU MIState Security Correspondent BEIJING (CHINA […]
Hong Kong’s War on Digits: No Number Left Unpainted in History-Erasing Effort
Competing factions within the Executive Council now race to “purify” public infrastructure of any dates Beijing might prefer forgotten, digging back through centuries to earn […]
We Chinese: ‘Stranger Things’ Outperforms ‘The Northwest Years’ in China
CCTV’s ‘The Northwest Years’ is failing to capture domestic audiences’ attention, as well as losing the online social media war to American TV show ‘Stranger […]
Xi Jinping Announces Confucius Institutes Aim Not for ‘Transnational Repression’—But ‘Transgalactic Repression’
By OH LI WON SHOUEducation Correspondent Beijing – In a jaw-dropping revelation, Chinese President Xi Jinping declared that the worldwide network of Confucius Institutes is […]
Diary: Xi Jinping’s ‘Big Party Congress’
October 12 Morning Well, it’s taken a while — again! Some of my rivals still don’t understand that I’m unique, a man of destiny with […]
Baidu’s new self-driving taxi: Go-go or no no?
China’s fifth most-trusted search engine Baidu has announced the forthcoming release of its groundbreaking ‘Robo Taxi.’ The Apollo RT6 is a self-driving vehicle that promises […]
Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]