New Research Claims China is Goat-Shaped, Not Chicken-Shaped
By FO SHOCultural Correspondent HEFEI — Accidental research by Science China Press has shattered a long-held national belief: China, long thought to be “shaped like […]
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Thousands take to the streets to express nuanced views on complex issue
By WO KOUSovereignty Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Across Chinese cities, thousands poured into the streets yesterday to express a diverse range of considered […]
Empowered woman doesn’t realize it’s National Humiliation Day
By PILI JIAOWASociety Correspondent SHENYANG (China Daily Show) – A strong, independent young woman set out for work this morning with an empowered sense of confidence, […]
Four-year-old Chinese patriot won’t be eating sushi this week
By WO KOUSovereignty Correspondent SHENZHEN (China Daily Show) – The parents of plucky toddler Li Beibei say he’ll be showing his patriotism the only way […]
Disappointment after venture capitalist survives Ferrari crash
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent GUANGZHOU (China Daily Show) – Public anger is mounting over a shocking car crash caused by a speeding Ferrari that left […]
Salt entrepreneur becomes overnight billionaire art collector
By RONG RENEconomics Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – “When I said I was quitting university to start my own salt-and-vinegar concern, my parents thought […]
Unpopular foreigner “unaware” he is Chinese Internet sensation
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Self-defined “citizen of the world” and all-round quintessential douchebag Aaron Mackiewicz of Columbus, Ohio has unwittingly […]
‘Made in China’ protests lack quality control: Minister
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — Citing numerous reports of errors made by angry Chinese protesters during the past week, Chinese officials in a press release […]
China to France: Stop screwing up our ‘internal affairs’ with your ‘internal affairs’
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In the midst of trying to assure a billion angry Chinese people that French people deserve to live, the Chinese […]
Angry at French, Chinese mobs burn Yugoslavian flag
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — Just two days after protesting outside Korean bakery Tous Les Jours, French-embittered Chinese mobs took to the streets and burned […]