Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]
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Huge thunderstorm on night of Liu Xiabo’s death indicates gods are pleased, says Communist Party astrologist
By HAO BAWeather Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Sheet lightning, loud thunder cracks and rain pouring over China’s capital on the night of Nobel Peace […]
Earth begs China not to take lead on climate change
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Earth today pleaded for China not to be considered the global leader on climate change, warning it was actually an […]
China now world’s largest producer of rubble
By GONG DIEconomics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Arriving at work one morning, bank teller Zhao Chen was mildly surprised to find large heaps […]
China’s black jails get a lick of fuschia
By HEI JIANYUCrime Correspondent QIUTAOSHANZHANG (China Daily Show) – Standing in front of a well-known ‘black jail’ in Shanxi province, Officer Gu Laofung looks amused. “Looking […]
Shifang copper plant closure affects US penny production
By FEICHANG WURANEnvironment Correspondent WASHINGTON (China Daily Show) – The piggybanks sit empty and silent. Wishing wells report a sharp decline in deposits. And across […]
Tears of joy as 187 dead miners rescued after six months underground
By RANDY MAJORSEnvironment Correspondent HEYUAN, SHAANXI (China Daily Show) – It was the moment the world had been awaiting for nearly half a year. In […]