Aging Canadian announces retirement from The Game
By QING TANSociety Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Sorry, ladies! It looks like Beijing’s most eligible bachelor might have finally hung up his dancing […]
Month: May 2011
80% of Chinese cuisine “shanzhai”: expert
By MAN MANCHICulinary Correspondent SICHUAN (China Daily Show) — If the world’s first gastro-etymologist is to be believed, the majority of China’s beloved culinary creations […]
Government car becomes self-aware, kills 32
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A top-secret government car killed 32 people Saturday after realizing it could get away with anything. […]
Cannes indie film fails to incense Chinese censors
By SUN WUKONGEntertainment Correspondent CANNES (China Daily Show) – It was supposed to be a typically inspiring festival story: a plucky independent spirit versus a […]
Aircraft carrier news sparks Chinese penis growth by 1.7cm: report
By TOU XIANGDefense Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — When student and amateur military enthusiast Fu Xian, 19, went to bed last week, he gave […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
Disgraced English teacher has ultimate “Bad China Day”
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An English teacher has fled the country after a series of mishaps, misunderstandings and mistakes, accumulated […]
Ask a Mormon missionary working undercover in the PRC
Dear Mormon missionary working undercover in the PRC, I’m a mechanical engineer from Brazzaville working at a state-owned company and have been having an affair […]
Chinese Horoscope: May 2011
ARIES (3/21-4/19) Next time you encourage your children to pursue careers in law and accounting, mention that you’d rather they not consider employment with Teng Biao, […]