By XING CHOUWEN
Entertainment Correspondent
TOKYO (China Daily Show) — The dispute over the Diaoyu Islands showed no signs of abatement yesterday, after Japan was reported by domestic media to have taken steps to ban the export of specialist pornography to China.
The move, believed to be in retaliation for China’s unofficial limits on “rare-earth” exports, is said to have “devastated” netizens across China.
Pornography is commonly found across the Internet but Japan has cornered the market in the refinement and production of so-called “rare” pornography, a vital ingredient in modern web-viewing habits. Reuters reported that Japan was declining exports in the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” series to Chinese ports, though customs officials were quick to claim the stoppage was in fact due to “stringent quality-control issues”.
Rare porn is also manufactured in China, mainly in the autonomous Hong Kong region, but is widely agreed to be of a much lesser quality than that produced in Tokyo.
“Connoisseurs of so-called faux snuff, coprophilia tapes and barely legal schoolgirls consider Japan indisputably superior producers — and rightly so,” Sinologist, historian and noted philanthropist Sir Charles Wenceslas Buckminster III told China Daily Show. “If exports are blocked, this could have a serious effect on the domestic tissue industry, as well as causing potential social unrest. One shudders to imagine how Beijing will retaliate.”
Buckminster, who was the first to notice the alleged freeze, added that he will be monitoring the situation extremely closely.
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