Eight alternative uses for your Chinese passport

To boost its dynamic Zero Covid policy, China is restricting all foreign travel, clipping green cards, and refusing to issue exit visas. So what can you do with your otherwise-useless PRC passport? Here are eight suggestions

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You can choose red or blue — neither work
  1. Tearfully peruse old exit stamps
  2. Use it as a coaster
  3. Fix that wobbly table leg
  4. Pretend it’s a prop passport for a student production of Green Card
  5. Sell to the world’s stupidest fugitive
  6. Chew the pages for sustenance
  7. Swap it for something of equal value, like a bag of expired rice
  8. Wedge under the front door to prevent break-ins by medical workers

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