By ZHOU XIAOPING
We have nothing to fear from aliens — but if we do, the West and its lapdogs must bear all responsibility
Recently declassified reports from the US government about the existence of “UFOs” were hyped by various countries last year. There was little mention in Western media, however, of the responsibility that the US carries should these so-called “Unidentified Flying Objects” ever choose to conduct special military operations on Earth.
China has long retained its solemn neutrality on the topic of Martian incursion, as our hard-working people have little time for such frivolous discussions. One only has to search for “Alien Chinese military tech” on world-class search engines like Baidu to find zero results.
This shows the resilience and dignity of the Chinese people.
Despicably, this has not stopped some irresponsible countries from hyping the “alien threat,” and using their superior culture technology to promote anti-Martian narratives, distort the facts, and sponsor “colour revolutions” against our green-scaled potential friends.
Western “films“ such as War of the Worlds, The Star Wars, and Independent Day depict these visitors from afar as imperialist invaders, rather than peace-loving allies. These same historical nihilists also deliberately insult China, and the PLA liberators still erroneously photographed in Tibet and Xinjiang bearing clubs and rifles, instead of flowers and bundles of cash.
It is the clear and consistent position of the Chinese government that all sovereign territory is inviolable, and should only be invaded to prevent Western aggression.
Instead of trying to “cancel“ Mars, China urges all parties to respect its territorial integrity by engaging in endless talks to de-escalate galactic tensions.
At the same time, if the mighty Martian host feels compelled to respond to the West’s constant provocations, China stands ready to promote world peace in a possible power-sharing arrangement.
Zhou Xiaoping is a celebrated blogger, sex pest, and Interplanetary Relations expert
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