Beijing Tells Seoul To Chill On North Korea’s Nuclear Programme
Report of Shots Fired on 33rd Floor By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent SHANGHAI — During recent diplomatic discussions between China and South Korea over North Korea’s […]
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We Chinese: PLA Commits To Corruption and Ideological Purges In Bid For War Readiness
The PLA Daily has said that the army must root out corruption and ideological impurities from its ranks if it is to win wars, as […]
We Chinese: Fourth Plenum Begins In Beijing
Under heavy security in Beijing, the Chinese Communist Party has opened its fourth plenum, where Xi Jinping will deliver a work report to more than […]
We Chinese: China To Mark 80th Anniversary of World War II With Russian And North Korea
Russia, North Korea, Japan, and other nations — some under heavy Western sanctions — will visit China on September 3rd at Tiananmen Square for a […]
We Chinese: Xi’s Grip on Power Faces New Internal Challenges
Rumors are mounting that Chinese President Xi Jinping is gradually losing power, as reports of his allies being purged or sidelined coincide with carefully phrased […]
We Chinese: Government Officials Ordered To Cut Wasteful Spending
In response to declining government revenues, the State Council issued new rules banning officials from buying expensive alcohol, cigarettes, and gourmet meals for work events, […]
Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Xi Jinping Stalked By Mysterious Figure In Red Suit
By MI RI Holiday Correspondent Chinese President Xi Jinping is reportedly seeing red—literally. According to an unusual police report filed this week, Xi claims a ‘fat […]
We Chinese: President Xi Declines President-elect Trump’s Invitation to Attend Inauguration
President Xi Jinping has declined President-elect Trump’s invitation to attend his inauguration as the 47th president of the United States. What do you think? “Nah, […]
Hong Kong’s War on Digits: No Number Left Unpainted in History-Erasing Effort
Competing factions within the Executive Council now race to “purify” public infrastructure of any dates Beijing might prefer forgotten, digging back through centuries to earn […]