Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]
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‘Woke’ teen realizes that entire world engaged in plot to contain China
SHENYANG (China Daily Show) — Raised in a rural backwater, high-school student Jin Sun, 17, has only recently realized that the entire world is, in […]
Huge thunderstorm on night of Liu Xiabo’s death indicates gods are pleased, says Communist Party astrologist
By HAO BAWeather Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Sheet lightning, loud thunder cracks and rain pouring over China’s capital on the night of Nobel Peace […]
Earth begs China not to take lead on climate change
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Earth today pleaded for China not to be considered the global leader on climate change, warning it was actually an […]
Heavy smoker to quit Beijing
By KOF KOFHealth Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “That’s it – I’m done,” exhales long-term Beijing resident Zhao Bin. “After this week, it’s over.” Zhao, […]
Beijing to reopen as Dickensian theme park
By Lou ShunCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Please sir, can I have some more tourists?” Faced with a decline in visitors, Beijing is […]
Lawyers terrorize defenceless town
By MEI YUANLegal Correspondent LIZHAI (China Daily Show) – The decent, Party-fearing citizens of a frontier settlement in Gansu say they were terrorized by last […]
Shenyang making Beijing look good
By FEICHANG WURANPollution Correspondent BEIJING – (China Daily Show) Residents of one of the most polluted cities in the world have expressed a mixture of […]
That Obama-Xi presser in full
US President Obama held a joint press conference with Chinese President Xi Jinping to conclude their APEC 2014 discussions. Here’s the text in full. Droid: You […]
We Chinese: What do you think of APEC?
This year’s APEC meeting in Beijing has prompted city officials to crank up authoritarian measures, including smog-busting factory closures, school holidays, rickshaw bans and other […]