Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
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Untainted meat leaks onto Chinese supermarket shelves
By Nan CheFood and Drink Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — Pork that doesn’t taste like beef, milk that doesn’t make you grow breasts and non-lethal steamed […]
Shenzhen Airlines tops worldwide “sluttiest stewardess” poll
By Shen HouAviation Correspondent SHENZHEN (China Daily Show) – “Sultry red uniforms,” “thigh-high dominatrix boots,” and “half-closed ‘fuck me’ eyes” were among the many reasons […]
Government critics offered rent-free accommodation by police
BY FA KEYUPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — “I used to share a dorm in a subterranean cave with fifteen others in Beijing’s Fengtai […]
Salt entrepreneur becomes overnight billionaire art collector
By RONG RENEconomics Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – “When I said I was quitting university to start my own salt-and-vinegar concern, my parents thought […]
China: Rising gas prices caused by Western media
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing authorities announced Friday that recent rises in gas prices were the direct result of interference […]
Millions still without porn after Japan lifts export ban to China
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Servers crashed and internet connections slowed to a crawl yesterday after Japan ended its recent ban […]
No hash or coke at Nobel ceremony after Morocco, Colombia decline invites
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent OSLO (China Daily Show) – Representatives of various embassies expressed doubts today over their attendance, previously described as “in the bag,” […]
Fake diploma racket exposed over counterfeit countries
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An investigation by the Ministry of Education has uncovered huge numbers of Chinese students obtaining fake […]
Jailed US spy had no mistress, failed three civil service exams
By WANG WEIPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — US-China relations were further strained yesterday after China announced the conviction of US citizen Randy Donovan […]