China Claims Complete Sovereignty Over Mars
“Red China, Red Mars,” says official By ZHI RIInterstellar Correspondent China has declared “complete and total sovereignty” over Mars, according to Zhang Kejian, head of […]
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New Research Claims China is Goat-Shaped, Not Chicken-Shaped
By FO SHOCultural Correspondent HEFEI — Accidental research by Science China Press has shattered a long-held national belief: China, long thought to be “shaped like […]
Reddit User: “RFA’s Pink Dolphin Story Just Anti-China Propaganda”
By Ngo NguJournalism Correspondent Having just finished reading Radio Free Asia’s story on the endangered Indo-Pacific humpback dolphin, commonly known as the pink dolphin (Sousa […]
China Fails To Attract Alien Tourists
By Chi Chi ChaTourism Correspondent The transgalactic surge in alien tourists promised by Chinese officials has failed to materialize, despite waiving visa requirements and fast-tracking […]
Hong Kong Offers Bounties On All Citizens For Utilizing ‘Democratic Process’ In Their Personal Lives
By WI TODemocracy Correspondent HONG KONG — Hailed by local authorities as “totalitarian yet necessary,” Hong Kong’s government today rolled out a HK$1 million (MNT440,201,000) […]
SCMP Leaves Readers Begging For More
By XI MENJournalism Correspondent Readers of the South China Morning Post were once again left begging for more context after finishing several of the latest […]
Xi Jinping Stalked By Mysterious Figure In Red Suit
By MI RI Holiday Correspondent Chinese President Xi Jinping is reportedly seeing red—literally. According to an unusual police report filed this week, Xi claims a ‘fat […]
We Chinese: Pentagon Questions China’s Capacity for Taiwan Offensive by 2027
U.S. defense officials acknowledge China’s growing Pacific military activities but remain skeptical about its ability to invade Taiwan by 2027, pointing to gaps in amphibious […]
We Chinese: Scholar Asks How to Make Woman ‘Obediently, Submissively Have Children’
After a visit to Kazakhstan, Wang Xianju, a professor at Renmin University, expressed wonder at the willing ease with which Kazakh women seem to have […]
Ministry of Foreign Affairs Claims Victory in “Diplomatic Boxing Match,” Declares CDS Permanently KO’d
BY YU CHU MISports Correspondent BANGKOK – In a move that can only be described as the perfect mix of pugilism and propaganda, ChinaDailyShow.net (CDS) […]