horoscope / zodiac

RAT When you said you wanted to visit Beidahe this spring, Rat, you meant on holiday. OX Congratulations! You will join the illustrious ranks of Mao Zedong […]

RAT Sadly, being a Water Bearer doesn’t protect you from cholera during a hike through Tibet. OX You say that forwarding coup rumours seemed like a “good […]

ARIES (3/21-4/19) Failure to keep your New Year’s Resolutions is a fault we can all empathize with. But it’s harder to accept in your case, as […]

ARIES (3/21-4/19) Next time you encourage your children to pursue careers in law and accounting, mention that you’d rather they not consider employment with Teng Biao, […]

ARIES (3/21-4/19) The woman who works in the cubicle opposite knows it was you that ate her dumplings. TAURUS (4/20-5/20) You discover your father is Li Gang. […]

AQUARIUS (1/20-2/10) The issue of whether or not to invest in a smoke alarm for your home will become redundant at around 4am tomorrow morning. PISCES (2/19-3/20) […]

AQUARIUS (1/20-2/10) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you […]