Traditional Chinese Meth lab explodes
By SAO GOODMANCrime Correspondent WENZHOU (China Daily Show) — Police were last night hunting a trio of drug dealers after a botched batch of traditional […]
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Government car becomes self-aware, kills 32
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A top-secret government car killed 32 people Saturday after realizing it could get away with anything. […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
Police: Suspect who died in custody suffered “oxygen overdose”
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent DONYANG (China Daily Show) — The family of a suspected thief who died in custody have expressed their disappointment and anger […]
China to launch newer, faster fast-track legal system
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Chinese leaders are expected to announce a new, more efficient “fast-track” legal system to begin running […]
Sex offenders “happiest” in China: survey
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An online poll of sex offenders has declared China the number-one destination spot for foreign men […]
“Beijing is actually very safe”: Rapist
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A serial rapist who has eluded Chinese authorities for nearly two decades told China Daily Show […]