The CCTV anchor and Davos host Rui Chenggang has appeared in newspapers, charged with a wide range of crimes, including using influence for financial advantage. The full rap sheet has been leaked to CDS by an incorruptible policeman
- Once claimed to speak for “All of Asia,” a privilege only ever bestowed on two personages (Mr Jackie Chan and our honored President)
- Routine obsequies to President upon election were deemed “half-hearted, perfunctory… unwilling to push the tongue deep”
- Repeatedly claimed his English was “excellent,” when, in fact, it was merely OK. And not nearly as good as Premier Li’s
- Plagiarized 1997 anti-Starbucks material from 1893 Boxer pamphlet
- Bag, containing a framed picture of Rui with Bo Guagua and two lesbian DVDs, found in Rui’s car elevator
- Always took last decent pudding in CCTV canteen
- Kept referring to himself in third person (“Rui doesn’t like that”)
- Police actually meant to arrest Yang Rui. Can’t back down now
- No one really likes him anyway
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