We Chinese: Xi’s Grip on Power Faces New Internal Challenges
Rumors are mounting that Chinese President Xi Jinping is gradually losing power, as reports of his allies being purged or sidelined coincide with carefully phrased […]
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MSS Overwhelmed By Influx of Intelligence After Successful 100% Recruitment of Chinese Diaspora as Foreign Spies
“No detail too small,” says Party directive as direct mailers clog intelligence pipeline By SO SU MIState Security Correspondent BEIJING — The Ministry of State […]
We Chinese: CIA Releases Video Seeking To Recruit Chinese Spies
In an effort to recruit Chinese Communist Party insiders, the CIA has released two videos on social media showing fictional CCP officials becoming disillusioned and […]
We Chinese: Officials Push Local Consumption Amid US-China Trade War
Government officials have begun implementing policies which they hope will boost domestic demand for locally made products intended for export to the U.S., as American […]
Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Bureaucratic Integrity Outbreak Strikes Zhengzhou, Thwarts Bribery Attempt
By WUDE WUXIN MEIGUORENCorruption Correspondent Local father Guo Zhenyuan expressed disbelief Thursday after failing to locate even one corrupt official willing to accept a bribe […]
China Fails To Attract Alien Tourists
By Chi Chi ChaTourism Correspondent The transgalactic surge in alien tourists promised by Chinese officials has failed to materialize, despite waiving visa requirements and fast-tracking […]
Xi Jinping Announces Confucius Institutes Aim Not for ‘Transnational Repression’—But ‘Transgalactic Repression’
By OH LI WON SHOUEducation Correspondent Beijing – In a jaw-dropping revelation, Chinese President Xi Jinping declared that the worldwide network of Confucius Institutes is […]
Opinion: ‘Let me give you my invaluable insight from spending a whole week in China’
I’m in the business lounge of Shanghai airport, one of 400 world-class international aviation hubs that China is building every week, sipping a macchiato prepared by […]
How to review a China book
It’s one of the most bittersweet moments of any writer’s life: the moment they finally lay eyes on the freshly printed hardback of their friend’s […]