We Chinese: China To Mark 80th Anniversary of World War II With Russian And North Korea
Russia, North Korea, Japan, and other nations — some under heavy Western sanctions — will visit China on September 3rd at Tiananmen Square for a […]
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We Chinese: Experts Warn Chinese Navy and Chinese Coast Guard Might Coordinate Communications After Disastrous Collision In South China Sea
After a severe collision between the 7,500-ton CNS Guilin, a Type 052DL destroyer, and the 1,500-ton CCG 3104, a Type 056 corvette, which crushed the […]
We Chinese: Beijing Issues Directive to Reduce ‘Pointless’ Meetings and ‘Bureaucratism’
According to Xinhua, the Communist Party’s Central Committee and the State Council have issued a 4,000 word, 21-point directive, ordering provincial and local government officials […]
We Chinese: Xi’s Grip on Power Faces New Internal Challenges
Rumors are mounting that Chinese President Xi Jinping is gradually losing power, as reports of his allies being purged or sidelined coincide with carefully phrased […]
MSS Overwhelmed By Influx of Intelligence After Successful 100% Recruitment of Chinese Diaspora as Foreign Spies
“No detail too small,” says Party directive as direct mailers clog intelligence pipeline By SO SU MIState Security Correspondent BEIJING — The Ministry of State […]
We Chinese: CIA Releases Video Seeking To Recruit Chinese Spies
In an effort to recruit Chinese Communist Party insiders, the CIA has released two videos on social media showing fictional CCP officials becoming disillusioned and […]
We Chinese: Officials Push Local Consumption Amid US-China Trade War
Government officials have begun implementing policies which they hope will boost domestic demand for locally made products intended for export to the U.S., as American […]
Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Bureaucratic Integrity Outbreak Strikes Zhengzhou, Thwarts Bribery Attempt
By WUDE WUXIN MEIGUORENCorruption Correspondent Local father Guo Zhenyuan expressed disbelief Thursday after failing to locate even one corrupt official willing to accept a bribe […]
China Fails To Attract Alien Tourists
By Chi Chi ChaTourism Correspondent The transgalactic surge in alien tourists promised by Chinese officials has failed to materialize, despite waiving visa requirements and fast-tracking […]