‘Our mousetrap is open,’ Xi assures markets
By XIA DAEconomic Correspondent BOAO — China’s economy welcomes foreign investment, President Xi Jinping has assured overseas businesses, comparing it to a “vast mousetrap — […]
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It’s Started, People! President Xi Jinping Stabbed a Waitress to Death at China’s Parliament and Everyone Just Nervously Applauded
All Chinese people love the “Two Sessions” period, in which unelected officials from all around the country convene in the capital to do whatever they’re […]
China to reopen next week as Qing-style authoritarian shopping mall
By WEINI PUDynasty Correspondent (BEIJING) — China’s State Council has announced plans to close the mainland for a short period, and re-open as a Qing-style […]
Guy attending secretive government enclave thinks too many decisions being made behind closed doors
BEIDAHE – Too many key decisions at a top-secret government retreat are being made behind closed doors, an unnamed political aide told friends in Beijing […]
Lawyers terrorize defenceless town
By MEI YUANLegal Correspondent LIZHAI (China Daily Show) – The decent, Party-fearing citizens of a frontier settlement in Gansu say they were terrorized by last […]
Why I nobly agree to be censored
The heir to the Oliver P. Wendall Thurgoöd writing dynasty on publishing his work in China It has been a sad duty, these last few months, to […]
8 reasons to welcome China’s Gmail block
China’s blocking of third-party applications for Gmail puts the final nail in the coffin for accessing foreign email using the world’s largest email provider. Millions […]
Mark Zuckerberg’s ‘How to do business in China’
Hi, everyone. I’m Mark Zuckerburg, founder of Facebook. Hope you’re enjoying the great website – but did you know there are over a billion people […]
Commentary: ‘Democracy a bigger threat to China than ISIS or Ebola’ by Xi Jinping
The following is an excerpt from a speech made to an emergency meeting of the Politburo Standing Committee regarding the current crisis in Hong Kong: Many […]
Who suppressed it best: Hong Kong or Ferguson?
It may look some redneck cop just shot another unarmed black guy. Actually, those pictures you’re seeing all over the Internet are being taken in […]