Ask an immaculately dressed West African gentleman loitering outside Yashow Market
Dear immaculately dressed West African gentleman loitering outside Yashow Market, I’ve just split up with my girlfriend of three years, and although I felt ready […]
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China to overtake Japan as world’s largest purveyor of weirdness: report
By RONG RENEconomics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – New statistics have revealed China surpassed Japan on the Gross National Weirdness (GNW) scale last quarter, […]
Fashion frenzy after “Princess” Kate Middleton spotted in Beijing’s Silk Market
By ZOU MIAOFashion & Style correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Has Kate Middleton become Wait, Middle Kingdom? That’s the question fashion experts and time-rich […]
Homesick Chinese nationals airlifted from Libya
By HUI JIAForeign Correspondent TRIPOLI (China Daily Show) — The Chinese navy has dispatched three warships and two transports to return several thousand Chinese nationals […]
CCTV to screen full Director’s Cut of “Caligula”
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s official state television channel has surprised observers with the announcement that it intends to be […]
Ask a foreign man who’s had fifteen failed relationships in eight months
Dear foreign man who has had fifteen failed relationships in eight months, I just returned to the US from China for the first time in […]
Migrant Worker Diet craze causing a stir
By ZOU MIAOFashion & Style correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — “A police officer chased me half way around the city and then beat me […]
Breastfeeding woman “shocked” to find nipples blocked by Great Firewall
By WING DUFENGTechnology Correspondent HEFEI (China Daily Show) — A woman in Anhui province was stunned to find her nipples inaccessible when she came to […]
Drunk expat pledges to shoot independent movie about “the real China”
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — After taking full advantage of a 2-for-1 special on Mojitos at a downtown Beijing bar, self-defined […]
Secret Dashan plastic surgery shame exposed
By JONAS WHALEEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Dashan fans are said to be “stunned” following revelations that comedian and performer Mark Rowswell, aka […]