We Chinese: North Korea Continues Research of Secret Biological Weapons Program
According to a 2025 U.S. State Department report, North Korea continues to fund research into its secret offensive biological weapons program, which dates back to […]
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President Trump Seals Trade Deals With Eternia, Dimension X, Island of Genosha
“It’s got everything—lava, bones, a guy screaming on a mountain,” Trump says of new Trump Tower Eternia project By GONGJI XUEPAIEconomics Correspondent WASHINGTON, D.C. (China […]
We Chinese: CIA Releases Video Seeking To Recruit Chinese Spies
In an effort to recruit Chinese Communist Party insiders, the CIA has released two videos on social media showing fictional CCP officials becoming disillusioned and […]
Chinese Spies Report Aimlessness, Depression, After Finding Advanced Spycraft Techniques Unnecessary In Trump Administration
By WAH NAHAmerican Correspondent Veteran spies worldwide have expressed dismay upon discovering their highly specialized training is no longer needed to extract secret information from […]
Glut of Cheap Plastic Junk Engulfs China After U.S. Applies Tariffs
By SHENG DANJIEConsumer Correspondent SHENZHEN — Just one week after the U.S. imposed sweeping tariffs on Chinese imports, provincial governors across China report being inundated […]
We Chinese: Officials Push Local Consumption Amid US-China Trade War
Government officials have begun implementing policies which they hope will boost domestic demand for locally made products intended for export to the U.S., as American […]
China Daily Show Collapses Following Termination of Radio Free Asia
By XIE XUAJournalism Correspondent In a devastating blow to its survival, China Daily Show has learned that the U.S. government has terminated federal funding for […]
We Chinese: China Announces Sanctions For 7 US Companies Over Military Assistance To Taiwan
In response to arms sales to Taiwan, Beijing sanctioned seven U.S. companies and their leaders, banning Chinese citizens from conducting any business with them, while […]
Xi Jinping Stalked By Mysterious Figure In Red Suit
By MI RI Holiday Correspondent Chinese President Xi Jinping is reportedly seeing red—literally. According to an unusual police report filed this week, Xi claims a ‘fat […]
We Chinese: Pentagon Questions China’s Capacity for Taiwan Offensive by 2027
U.S. defense officials acknowledge China’s growing Pacific military activities but remain skeptical about its ability to invade Taiwan by 2027, pointing to gaps in amphibious […]