Uh-oh, China pissed again

Oops! Looks like the West has just done and fucked up again… and China’s pissed!

Details are still sketchy, but it seems a company based either in Japan, Korea, EU, Australia, the US, or somewhere else, released a product — or possibly an advertising campaign — that in some way offended the sensibilities of a 16-year-old who happened to have been online the last six days playing Counter-Strike: Tokyo.

Ka-boom! He got mad tight at whatever he thought he saw — and soon, thanks to a dedicated sixteen-hour snitching campaign, so did everyone else.

Yesterday millions of incels logged on to express their severe and solemn outrage at this grave provocation which has deeply damaged the psyche of millions.

And this morning, some poor executive at some corporation somewhere woke up to find he was accidentally responsible for the severe humiliation of the Chinese people.

Uh-oh! Luckily, most multinationals these days have a marketing manager whose sole job is to write apologies in case of offending China, and a boilerplate explanation was ready to roll.

Unfortunately, it was then rejected as ‘insincere’ and sales have now plunged to -5,000%, with many youngsters refusing to step foot in the offending stores again, while burning everything they already own.

The lesson here, folks? Don’t offend China. In fact, don’t say anything to China. You know what? Just sit down, shut the fuck up, and give up.