Xi Jinping sends important text
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s leader Xi Jinping has defied critics of his country’s Ukraine policy with the announcement of […]
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‘Woke’ teen realizes that entire world engaged in plot to contain China
SHENYANG (China Daily Show) — Raised in a rural backwater, high-school student Jin Sun, 17, has only recently realized that the entire world is, in […]
‘China not to blame’: China
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China should not be blamed for something, officials today confirmed, cautioning other countries not to interfere […]
China expert ready to make confident, completely wrong predictions
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An expert on Chinese politics is preparing to make a wide-ranging variety of confident and completely hopeless predictions, it was […]
Opinion: What the West gets completely wrong in its unbalanced coverage of Hell
A few weeks ago, an ancient succubus called Malphezus gave an interview to an American newspaper in which he openly criticized the treatment of damned […]
Diary: Xi Jinping’s ‘Adventures in America’
President Xi Jinping just completed his weeklong tour of the United States. Here are exclusive excerpts from the portly autocrat’s diary Sept. 22 Morning – […]
Why I nobly agree to be censored
The heir to the Oliver P. Wendall Thurgoöd writing dynasty on publishing his work in China It has been a sad duty, these last few months, to […]
‘The Cosby Show’ to air in China
By XIAOLI CANGDAOCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Announcing last-minute plans to air re-runs of classic 1980s sitcom The Cosby Show in China, legal representatives of […]
That Obama-Xi presser in full
US President Obama held a joint press conference with Chinese President Xi Jinping to conclude their APEC 2014 discussions. Here’s the text in full. Droid: You […]
Who suppressed it best: Hong Kong or Ferguson?
It may look some redneck cop just shot another unarmed black guy. Actually, those pictures you’re seeing all over the Internet are being taken in […]