Honorable businessman is found dead-drunk
By HUO SHUISociety Correspondent CHENGDU (China Daily Show) – A Chinese businessman was escorted intoxicated and helpless from a small Sichuanese restaurant yesterday, local residents […]
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Chinese playboy intends to buy new iPhone 5, no matter what
By FOX KAHNTechnology Correspondent (CHENGDU) China Daily Show – A wealthy Sichuanese youth has signaled his absolute determination to purchase the latest, as-yet unreleased, Apple […]
Bo Xilai wiretaps ‘revealed intimate details of top leaders’ tedious lives’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Senior Politburo members ordered Bo Xilai’s removal after learning that he had eavesdropped on every tiresome […]
Neil Heywood may have been banging Bo Xilai’s wife: some guy
A special China Daily Show investigation BEIJING, CHENGDU, DALIAN (China Daily Show) – The encrypted telegram came in the early hours of the morning. “Mate, […]
PLA wipes Internet after Bo Xilai’s son reverses Ferrari over migrant worker on ‘If You Are The One’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after the son of disgraced […]
China to overtake Japan as world’s largest purveyor of weirdness: report
By RONG RENEconomics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – New statistics have revealed China surpassed Japan on the Gross National Weirdness (GNW) scale last quarter, […]