Diary: Xi Jinping’s ‘Big Party Congress’
October 12 Morning Well, it’s taken a while — again! Some of my rivals still don’t understand that I’m unique, a man of destiny with […]
Fears grow for missing weirdo
By LU NICommunity Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing’s last remaining bars may soon have to seek new customers, following the mysterious disappearance of […]
China’s US ambassador ‘gravely insulted’ by visit to PF Chang’s
WASHINGTON (China Daily Show) — China’s ambassador to the US has expressed “grave and solemn disappointment” in the relationship, after inadvertently dining at PF Chang’s. […]
Baidu’s new self-driving taxi: Go-go or no no?
China’s fifth most-trusted search engine Baidu has announced the forthcoming release of its groundbreaking ‘Robo Taxi.’ The Apollo RT6 is a self-driving vehicle that promises […]
Uh-oh, China pissed again
Oh boy, here we go again Oops! Looks like the West has just done and fucked up again… and China’s pissed! Details are still sketchy, but […]
We Chinese: What do you think of Speaker Pelosi’s Taiwan visit?
US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi this week visited Taiwan in defiance of Beijing’s thunderous threats and denunciations. What do you think? I’m just glad […]
Middle-class protestor ‘stunned’ to learned China authoritarian
By NOAH WEISociety Correspondent ZHENGZHOU (China Daily Show) — It was the week Jin Ji lost several of his front teeth, as well as any […]
Ten signs he’s a foreign spy
China is offering a $15,000 reward* for tips about hostile forces who endanger national security. Here are 10 signs your boyfriend might work for a foreign […]
Eight alternative uses for your Chinese passport
To boost its dynamic Zero Covid policy, China is restricting all foreign travel, clipping green cards, and refusing to issue exit visas. So what can […]
Opinion: ‘US to blame if Mars attacks’
By ZHOU XIAOPING We have nothing to fear from aliens — but if we do, the West and its lapdogs must bear all responsibility Recently […]