We Chinese: Xi’s Grip on Power Faces New Internal Challenges
Rumors are mounting that Chinese President Xi Jinping is gradually losing power, as reports of his allies being purged or sidelined coincide with carefully phrased […]
China Daily Show Launches Meme Coin
China Daily Show Converts Editorial Integrity into Fungible Asset, Loses #1 Satirical Ranking Amongst Entire Subscriber Base of Six Readers By JUAN REMEMBER MEFinancial Correspondent […]
We Chinese: Central Government Intervenes In Student Lead Poisoning Investigation
Central authorities have taken control of the investigation in Tianshui, Gansu province, after 233 of 251 kindergarteners tested positive for elevated blood lead levels linked […]
We Chinese: Chinese Military Newspaper Warns of ‘Killer Robots’
The official newspaper of the People’s Liberation Army issued a warning about the rise of “humanoid robots” because their “normalised use could lead to indiscriminate […]
We Chinese: China Says It Doesn’t Want Russia To Lose War In Ukraine
In a four-hour meeting with EU foreign policy chief Kaja Kallas, Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi aired a series of grievances ranging from commercial disputes to […]
Chinese Zodiac: July 2025
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We Chinese: Successor To Dalai Lama Will Not Be Chosen By China
The Dalai Lama recently announced that, “the institution of the Dalai Lama will continue” and that his successor will be chosen by the Gaden Phodrang […]
We Chinese: North Korean Students Ordered To Gather Rocks
As the seasonal monsoon rains approach, North Korean authorities in Ryanggong Province are ordering every school-age child to dig for stones “the size of a […]
We Chinese: Experts Warn North Korea To Double Down On Nuclear Program After U.S. Strikes Iran
Experts in South Korea are warning that North Korea is likely to accelerate its development of nuclear weapons—by relocating facilities, expanding air defenses, and developing […]
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