Chinese official spends $91,000 on French prostitute
By Art Vandelay Immoral woman identified as Carla Bruni NEW YORK — An unnamed Chinese official has reportedly spent $91,000 to obtain at least one […]
Greece angered over Chinese distortions of ancient traditions
ATHENS (Agencies) – In a press release issued from the Parthenon Monday, Greek officials have called on Beijing to “stop de-politicizing” the Olympic games. “They […]
Chinese people hurting the feelings of CNN
By JONAS WHALE Entertainment Correspondent ATLANTA, GA (China Daily Show) — Citing mounting abuse from disgruntled Chinese netizens, news agency CNN, the most-trusted name in […]
wujing88 doesn’t understand USdude07′s argument
By WING DUFENGTechnology Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — After repeated attempts from USdude07 to explain what he describes as his “middle ground” position on […]
Chinese erect massive bastion in honor of ‘Bastien’
CHANGCHUN (China Daily) — Residents of Changchun have labored diligently to erect a large bastion in honor of their new favorite person in the world, […]
Connor Pelosi: ‘STFU China’
By Art Vandelay Connor Pelosi, 4, salutes the People’s Republic of China WASHINGTON D.C. — At a sporting event in San Francisco Saturday, Connor Pelosi, […]
Reports: More and more foreigners getting their feelings hurt
By Art Vandelay BEIJING – According to several Facebook reports, more and more foreigners in Beijing are getting their feelings hurt. Several passive-aggressive-sounding status alerts […]