ATHENS (Agencies) – In a press release issued from the Parthenon Monday, Greek officials have called on Beijing to “stop de-politicizing” the Olympic games.
“They don’t understand the history of our nation,” said Greek official Andy Milonakis. “The Olympics HAS, IS, and ALWAYS WILL be a political event used to further the aims of little people who will never have power or make a difference in this world, and China should not do anything that would hurt those people’s aspirations.”
The Olympic games, an ancient Greek tradition honoring Thor, date back to 1859 when Greek millionaire and homosexual Evangelos Zappas wanted to watch naked boys wrestle (Wikipedia).
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