We Chinese: What do you think of China’s military budget?
China has announced an increase in military spending of about 7 percent, while its economy slows down and Donald Trump outlines his own plans to […]
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Hunky American Thad arrives in South Korea to begin controversial study abroad
By MINZHU JIAODefense Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Beaming widely, muscular US student Thad, 22, arrived in South Korea today to begin his controversial […]
“Everything A-OK in the Square,” report 4,000 undercover police and journalists
By JIXU SHENGHUOCrackdown Correspondent BEIJING – All is quiet in Tiananmen Square today, save for the footsteps of undercover police and the occasional hum of […]
Hagel ‘kinda concerned’ about China’s moon-based death ray
By JUE WUEYIDefense Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has expressed “concern” after viewing a potent new ‘death ray’ at […]
Chicken nugget resembling Lei Feng sells for $8 million
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – What started off as just another day shilling deep-fried protein in batter ended dramatically for […]
Confused senior yells ‘This is China!’ in Baltimore
By LAO RENSociety Correspondent BALTIMORE (China Daily Show) – Zhao Binglai, a veteran of the Long March and a former ousted official, confusedly shouted “This […]
China to overtake Somalia as world’s most corrupt nation by 2020: report
By LUO GUANCorruption Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Mixed reactions have greeted the news that China’s unstoppable economic rise will soon hand it a […]
Why I’m leaving China
So you’ve finally decided to break up with China. You’ll probably want to write a blog post or newspaper article about it, then. Too busy […]
PLA wipes Internet after Bo Xilai’s son reverses Ferrari over migrant worker on ‘If You Are The One’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after the son of disgraced […]
Aircraft carrier news sparks Chinese penis growth by 1.7cm: report
By TOU XIANGDefense Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — When student and amateur military enthusiast Fu Xian, 19, went to bed last week, he gave […]