China’s black jails get a lick of fuschia
By HEI JIANYUCrime Correspondent QIUTAOSHANZHANG (China Daily Show) – Standing in front of a well-known ‘black jail’ in Shanxi province, Officer Gu Laofung looks amused. “Looking […]
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Shifang copper plant closure affects US penny production
By FEICHANG WURANEnvironment Correspondent WASHINGTON (China Daily Show) – The piggybanks sit empty and silent. Wishing wells report a sharp decline in deposits. And across […]
Panic spreads in Beijing for some reason
by XIAO NIAORumor Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A water-cooler debate quickly led to widespread muttering, joking and microblogging in Beijing Tuesday morning, as […]
‘To pollute is glorious’: Minister for Environment
By Feichang WuranEnvironment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Leaded water, an absence of wildlife and thick, syrupy air are all healthy signs of a […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
Untainted meat leaks onto Chinese supermarket shelves
By Nan CheFood and Drink Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — Pork that doesn’t taste like beef, milk that doesn’t make you grow breasts and non-lethal steamed […]
Shenzhen Airlines tops worldwide “sluttiest stewardess” poll
By Shen HouAviation Correspondent SHENZHEN (China Daily Show) – “Sultry red uniforms,” “thigh-high dominatrix boots,” and “half-closed ‘fuck me’ eyes” were among the many reasons […]
Government critics offered rent-free accommodation by police
BY FA KEYUPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — “I used to share a dorm in a subterranean cave with fifteen others in Beijing’s Fengtai […]
Salt entrepreneur becomes overnight billionaire art collector
By RONG RENEconomics Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – “When I said I was quitting university to start my own salt-and-vinegar concern, my parents thought […]
China: Rising gas prices caused by Western media
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing authorities announced Friday that recent rises in gas prices were the direct result of interference […]