Hong Kong Hires Bounty Hunters From ‘Star Wars’ To Hunt Down Rogue Democracy Activists
By QUANSHAN CHENG’EJustice Correspondent HONG KONG — Secretary for Security Chris Tang unveiled a bold new strategy to track down and repatriate up to 19 […]
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Hong Kong Officials Blame South Korea for Dangerous Viral Democracy Transmission
By DU QISHIHealth Correspondent Scattered outbreaks of the so-called “Democracy Virus” have been reported throughout neighborhoods of Hong Kong, according to health officials. Authorities warn […]
China Claims Complete Sovereignty Over Mars
“Red China, Red Mars,” says official By ZHI RIInterstellar Correspondent China has declared “complete and total sovereignty” over Mars, according to Zhang Kejian, head of […]
New Research Claims China is Goat-Shaped, Not Chicken-Shaped
By FO SHOCultural Correspondent HEFEI — Accidental research by Science China Press has shattered a long-held national belief: China, long thought to be “shaped like […]
Reddit User: “RFA’s Pink Dolphin Story Just Anti-China Propaganda”
By Ngo NguJournalism Correspondent Having just finished reading Radio Free Asia’s story on the endangered Indo-Pacific humpback dolphin, commonly known as the pink dolphin (Sousa […]
China Fails To Attract Alien Tourists
By Chi Chi ChaTourism Correspondent The transgalactic surge in alien tourists promised by Chinese officials has failed to materialize, despite waiving visa requirements and fast-tracking […]
Hong Kong Offers Bounties On All Citizens For Utilizing ‘Democratic Process’ In Their Personal Lives
By WI TODemocracy Correspondent HONG KONG — Hailed by local authorities as “totalitarian yet necessary,” Hong Kong’s government today rolled out a HK$1 million (MNT440,201,000) […]
SCMP Leaves Readers Begging For More
By XI MENJournalism Correspondent Readers of the South China Morning Post were once again left begging for more context after finishing several of the latest […]
Xi Jinping Stalked By Mysterious Figure In Red Suit
By MI RI Holiday Correspondent Chinese President Xi Jinping is reportedly seeing red—literally. According to an unusual police report filed this week, Xi claims a ‘fat […]
We Chinese: Pentagon Questions China’s Capacity for Taiwan Offensive by 2027
U.S. defense officials acknowledge China’s growing Pacific military activities but remain skeptical about its ability to invade Taiwan by 2027, pointing to gaps in amphibious […]