Official Report: Beijing Constantly Angry
Foreign Countries Continue To Ruin Mood At CCP Headquarters By NING NING PAOBeijing and Dessert Correspondent BEIJING — A new report by the Pakin Atoll […]
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Chinese Mining Companies Release Environmental Disaster Schedule
The Program Is Recognized As The Next Step In ‘Environmentalism With Chinese Characteristics’ By Feichang WuranEnvironment Correspondent LUSAKA, Zambia — China’s Ministries of Foreign Affairs […]
Unnamed Country Compared To North Korea
Pyongyang Warns Against Foreign Obsession With Safe Drinking Water By WEI WU WEI WUInternational Correspondent The country, rated ‘Bad, But Not As Bad As North […]
Lost Aircraft Carrier, Fujian, Wanders South China Sea Looking For A Home
Homeless Carrier Seen Sleeping Under Bridges, Writing Poetry About the Sea By HAI SHANG SHILISouth China Seas Correspondent SOUTH CHINA SEA — China’s newest aircraft […]
Mirror Universe Scientists’ Plan To Clone Kim Jong Un Go Awry
Scholars Agree: Evil Mirror Universe Probably Includes Your Boss, Too By MEI WENTINews Correspondent BEIJING — A scheme by scientists from United Korea in the […]
Chinese Navy Says It Conducted ‘Routine Patrol’ of Earth—Mars Orbit
Beijing Cites 17th-Century Observatory Records As Binding Interplanetary Law By KONGJIAN JINGSAISpace Correspondent MARS ORBIT — The Chinese Space Navy announced Thursday it had completed a […]
China Releases Photo of Unknown Technology
People Already Lining Up On The Chance The Technology Would Be Available For Purchase By QUANPAN FOUREN & BU SHIWOTechnology Correspondents SHANGHAI — China released […]
China Daily Show to be Added to Hang Seng Index
CDS Index Entry Seen as Blow to Western Financial Hegemony By NGO NGUJournalism Correspondent HONG KONG — China Daily Show (HSI: 8732.HK) will be added […]
Value of Face Plummets Across Mainland China
Central Bank Denies Reports of Shadow Market in Discarded Honorifics By Ruan ShiliCultural Correspondent BEIJING — The value of face (面子) (600FCE.SS) has collapsed across […]
Chinese Navy, Coast Guard, and Philippines Coast Guard Recreate Iconic ‘Star Destroyer Collision Scene’ From “The Empire Strikes Back” In Viral Prank
Culture Ministry Proposes Full Remake of The Phantom Menace to “Show Proper Portrayal of Trade Disputes.” By HAI SHANG SHILISouth China Seas Correspondent SCARBOROUGH SHOAL […]