We Chinese: China To Mark 80th Anniversary of World War II With Russian And North Korea
Russia, North Korea, Japan, and other nations — some under heavy Western sanctions — will visit China on September 3rd at Tiananmen Square for a […]
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We Chinese: Experts Warn Chinese Navy and Chinese Coast Guard Might Coordinate Communications After Disastrous Collision In South China Sea
After a severe collision between the 7,500-ton CNS Guilin, a Type 052DL destroyer, and the 1,500-ton CCG 3104, a Type 056 corvette, which crushed the […]
Ministry of Foreign Affairs Claims Victory in “Diplomatic Boxing Match,” Declares CDS Permanently KO’d
BY YU CHU MISports Correspondent BANGKOK – In a move that can only be described as the perfect mix of pugilism and propaganda, ChinaDailyShow.net (CDS) […]
We Chinese: British Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, Adopts Conciliatory Attitude Towards China
British Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, recently backtracked on calling China a “strategic threat”, instead emphasising the term “strategic challenge” when describing the relationship between the […]
China’s US ambassador ‘gravely insulted’ by visit to PF Chang’s
WASHINGTON (China Daily Show) — China’s ambassador to the US has expressed “grave and solemn disappointment” in the relationship, after inadvertently dining at PF Chang’s. […]
Uh-oh, China pissed again
Oh boy, here we go again Oops! Looks like the West has just done and fucked up again… and China’s pissed! Details are still sketchy, but […]
Ten signs he’s a foreign spy
China is offering a $15,000 reward* for tips about hostile forces who endanger national security. Here are 10 signs your boyfriend might work for a foreign […]
Opinion: ‘US to blame if Mars attacks’
By ZHOU XIAOPING We have nothing to fear from aliens — but if we do, the West and its lapdogs must bear all responsibility Recently […]
Xi Jinping sends important text
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s leader Xi Jinping has defied critics of his country’s Ukraine policy with the announcement of […]
Chinese Wolf Warrior ‘absolutely hopeless’ at fighting: Classmates
By LANG HAIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — On Twitter, he’s a self-styled “Wolf Warrior”: aggressive, paranoid, and thoroughly annoying. But former friends say […]