We Chinese: China and Russia Agree to Build Nuclear Lunar Station
A new agreement between the China National Space Administration and Roscosmos would see the two countries constructing a nuclear lunar base in the southern polar […]
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We Chinese: Food Security Threatened By Invasive Pests
El Niño winds are sweeping invasive pests like the Brown Planthopper, Fall Armyworm, and Asian Rice Gall Midge from Southeast Asia into China’s rice fields, […]
Chinese Spies Report Aimlessness, Depression, After Finding Advanced Spycraft Techniques Unnecessary In Trump Administration
By WAH NAHAmerican Correspondent Veteran spies worldwide have expressed dismay upon discovering their highly specialized training is no longer needed to extract secret information from […]
That Obama-Xi presser in full
US President Obama held a joint press conference with Chinese President Xi Jinping to conclude their APEC 2014 discussions. Here’s the text in full. Droid: You […]
China to overtake Somalia as world’s most corrupt nation by 2020: report
By LUO GUANCorruption Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Mixed reactions have greeted the news that China’s unstoppable economic rise will soon hand it a […]
Grandson of Mao Zedong wishes he was grandson of someone else
By QING DINGAncestors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The grandson of Chairman Mao Zedong has spoken of his dissatisfaction at being the revolutionary Chinese […]
Russians still the world’s scariest expats: survey
By ZHONG ZULUNRace Relations Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It’s the news that has every Russian saying, “Na zdrovia”: The results from a recent […]
No hash or coke at Nobel ceremony after Morocco, Colombia decline invites
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent OSLO (China Daily Show) – Representatives of various embassies expressed doubts today over their attendance, previously described as “in the bag,” […]
Greece angered over Chinese distortions of ancient traditions
ATHENS (Agencies) – In a press release issued from the Parthenon Monday, Greek officials have called on Beijing to “stop de-politicizing” the Olympic games. “They […]