China Daily Show Launches Meme Coin
China Daily Show Converts Editorial Integrity into Fungible Asset, Loses #1 Satirical Ranking Amongst Entire Subscriber Base of Six Readers By JUAN REMEMBER MEFinancial Correspondent […]
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We Chinese: North Korean Students Ordered To Gather Rocks
As the seasonal monsoon rains approach, North Korean authorities in Ryanggong Province are ordering every school-age child to dig for stones “the size of a […]
‘Woke’ teen realizes that entire world engaged in plot to contain China
SHENYANG (China Daily Show) — Raised in a rural backwater, high-school student Jin Sun, 17, has only recently realized that the entire world is, in […]
Opinion: ‘Let me give you my invaluable insight from spending a whole week in China’
I’m in the business lounge of Shanghai airport, one of 400 world-class international aviation hubs that China is building every week, sipping a macchiato prepared by […]
Foreigner embarrasses everyone by wearing qipao
By HUI JIAForeigner Correspondent XIAN (China Daily Show) – A middle-aged American male caused widespread embarrassment Sunday, after attending a friend’s wedding dressed like a […]
Opinion: ‘We all dabbled with drugs in college’ by Sun Wei
In recent weeks, a pair of college poisonings have brought attention to the intense competition among undergraduates. A Fudan University medical student is now appealing the […]
Language partnership tragically ends in one-night stand
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHENGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An English student has spoken of her regret, after drunkenly sabotaging a burgeoning language partnership with […]
Those Gaokao exam questions in full
Editor’s note: this year, nine million students sat their gaokao, a standardized exam that determines college admissions. This intense exam can be the key to a […]
Female student after English teacher’s ‘help’ really only after English teacher’s help
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent HANGZHOU (China Daily Show) – An English teacher has spoken of his sense of betrayal, after an attractive student’s plea for extra […]
Han Han wins race
By SAICHE SHOUEducation Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — Naughty schoolboy Han Han may be in trouble again, after challenging a neighborhood bully to a […]