China Daily Show Launches Meme Coin
China Daily Show Converts Editorial Integrity into Fungible Asset, Loses #1 Satirical Ranking Amongst Entire Subscriber Base of Six Readers By JUAN REMEMBER MEFinancial Correspondent […]
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We Chinese: Central Government Intervenes In Student Lead Poisoning Investigation
Central authorities have taken control of the investigation in Tianshui, Gansu province, after 233 of 251 kindergarteners tested positive for elevated blood lead levels linked […]
We Chinese: Government Officials Ordered To Cut Wasteful Spending
In response to declining government revenues, the State Council issued new rules banning officials from buying expensive alcohol, cigarettes, and gourmet meals for work events, […]
We Chinese: North Korean Officers Skimming Tobacco Rations From Soldiers
North Korean Army Officers have issued orders forbidding soldiers from collecting discarded cigarette butts so as to reclaim the unused tobacco for themselves, warning that […]
Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Bureaucratic Integrity Outbreak Strikes Zhengzhou, Thwarts Bribery Attempt
By WUDE WUXIN MEIGUORENCorruption Correspondent Local father Guo Zhenyuan expressed disbelief Thursday after failing to locate even one corrupt official willing to accept a bribe […]
Middle-class protestor ‘stunned’ to learned China authoritarian
By NOAH WEISociety Correspondent ZHENGZHOU (China Daily Show) — It was the week Jin Ji lost several of his front teeth, as well as any […]
‘Woke’ teen realizes that entire world engaged in plot to contain China
SHENYANG (China Daily Show) — Raised in a rural backwater, high-school student Jin Sun, 17, has only recently realized that the entire world is, in […]
Those Lu Wei corruption charges in full
Lu was considered “shady as fuck” even by Politburo standards: Source Beijing has denounced its former cyberspace czar Lu Wei as a “typical two-faced man” […]
Zhou Yongkang convicted, goes on trial
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent (China Daily Show) – The former head of China’s vast security apparatus, Zhou Yongkang, went on trial three weeks ago, […]