Outgoing Chinese Politburo commits ritual suicide
By BIELE NINNEINational Party Congress Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – In what many will remember as the clear highlight of a weeklong political rollercoaster, […]
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Ask a sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress
Dear sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress Today I came home from a very difficult afternoon: I had to fetch the children from school […]
Hundreds of journalists now wandering Beijing in search of news
By MEI DEBAOParty Congress Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Pity poor ABC TV reporter Megan Sykes: the 27-year-old broadcaster arrived from New York last […]
Beijing bureau chief admits he doesn’t have a fucking clue what is really going on
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The chief correspondent for a top US newspaper has admitted that he has pretty much […]
Corrupt official worth $1.2 billion still not sure how to spend it all
By LUO GUANCorruption Correspondent GUIYANG (China Daily Show) – Surrounded by stacked bills amounting to several million dollars, corrupt Guizhou rail official Du Guan admits […]
Man who is shocked at Wen Jiabao family fortune discovered in Chinese village
By QING GUANCorruption Correspondent LANZHOU (China Daily Show) – An adult male who expressed astonishment at the recent revelations surrounding Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao’s family […]
Desperate Romney completely changes mind on China
By QIANG TOUCAOPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has made a surprise U-turn on China, in apparent pursuit of […]
Off-duty cab driver enjoys pretending to be on-duty
By SHI FUTransport Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Look! You see him – that guy there? Now watch this, as I don’t slow down,” […]
‘We’re cool now right?’ Norway asks China
By MO MONobel Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Victory for China in the Nobel Prize for literature has prompted a nervous Norway to check […]
Unfashionable baggy pants worn by Chinese security guard inevitably become must-have fashion item
By YOU DEQIANFashion & Style Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – What’s blue, baggy and taking the Chinese fashion world by storm? Stability pants, that’s what! That is the […]