Baidu’s new self-driving taxi: Go-go or no no?
China’s fifth most-trusted search engine Baidu has announced the forthcoming release of its groundbreaking ‘Robo Taxi.’ The Apollo RT6 is a self-driving vehicle that promises […]
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Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]
It’s Started, People! President Xi Jinping Stabbed a Waitress to Death at China’s Parliament and Everyone Just Nervously Applauded
All Chinese people love the “Two Sessions” period, in which unelected officials from all around the country convene in the capital to do whatever they’re […]
Opinion: ‘Let me give you my invaluable insight from spending a whole week in China’
I’m in the business lounge of Shanghai airport, one of 400 world-class international aviation hubs that China is building every week, sipping a macchiato prepared by […]
Huge thunderstorm on night of Liu Xiabo’s death indicates gods are pleased, says Communist Party astrologist
By HAO BAWeather Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Sheet lightning, loud thunder cracks and rain pouring over China’s capital on the night of Nobel Peace […]
Most Chinese cities ‘based on 1960s LA’
By TIAN SHICHENGCulture Correspondent SINGAPORE (China Daily Show) – A delegation from Beijing surprised guests at this year’s World Architectural Festival by revealing that most […]
Survey: More and more Chinese looking at US democracy and thinking, “Nah, thanks”
By BU YAOPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A snap poll of Chinese citizens has found that many are increasingly warming to the notion […]
Neighborhood agrees latest propaganda campaign’s a real doozy
By XUANCHUAN DUIPropaganda Correspondent The campaign features the 12 words most typically associated with China, apart from ‘Food Safety’ BEIJING (China Daily Show) – […]
‘50 Shades of Red’ reveals Mao’s interest in US hegemony, proletariat and bondage
By HEI MAOCulture Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) – Explicit diaries believed to be written by Jiang Qing, Mao Zedong’s fourth and possibly least-worse […]
17 reasons to get excited about the Third Plenum
The streets are tense with security; the people are twitchy with nervous exhaustion. Talk to the citizens of China and the indifference is palpable in […]