We Chinese: Fourth Plenum Begins In Beijing
Under heavy security in Beijing, the Chinese Communist Party has opened its fourth plenum, where Xi Jinping will deliver a work report to more than […]
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We Chinese: Experts Warn Chinese Navy and Chinese Coast Guard Might Coordinate Communications After Disastrous Collision In South China Sea
After a severe collision between the 7,500-ton CNS Guilin, a Type 052DL destroyer, and the 1,500-ton CCG 3104, a Type 056 corvette, which crushed the […]
We Chinese: Beijing Issues Directive to Reduce ‘Pointless’ Meetings and ‘Bureaucratism’
According to Xinhua, the Communist Party’s Central Committee and the State Council have issued a 4,000 word, 21-point directive, ordering provincial and local government officials […]
We Chinese: Xi’s Grip on Power Faces New Internal Challenges
Rumors are mounting that Chinese President Xi Jinping is gradually losing power, as reports of his allies being purged or sidelined coincide with carefully phrased […]
We Chinese: Government Officials Ordered To Cut Wasteful Spending
In response to declining government revenues, the State Council issued new rules banning officials from buying expensive alcohol, cigarettes, and gourmet meals for work events, […]
Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Bureaucratic Integrity Outbreak Strikes Zhengzhou, Thwarts Bribery Attempt
By WUDE WUXIN MEIGUORENCorruption Correspondent Local father Guo Zhenyuan expressed disbelief Thursday after failing to locate even one corrupt official willing to accept a bribe […]
We Chinese: City Governments Will Use DeepSeek AI to Make Decisions
Senior officials in several cities across China have given their staff instructions to use DeepSeek AI to “assist in decision-making, analysis and problem-solving,” according to […]
China successfully halts spread of truth
By YANGXING RENSHIPandemic Correspondent WUHAN (China Daily Show) — Beijing has declared “complete victory” in its battle to bury the truth about the Covid-19 virus […]
Beijing’s Office of Taiwan Affairs confident it can’t fuck things up any further
By BAI WANStraits Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As he prepared to lock up the office for the weekend, Beijing’s minister in charge of […]