Opinion: ‘US to blame if Mars attacks’
By ZHOU XIAOPING We have nothing to fear from aliens — but if we do, the West and its lapdogs must bear all responsibility Recently […]
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Seven unexpected benefits to Shanghai’s Zero Covid policy
Ongoing Covid lockdowns in Shanghai have caused widespread misery, anger, abuses, and even death. But what about the upsides? Well… You get to meet all […]
Xi Jinping sends important text
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s leader Xi Jinping has defied critics of his country’s Ukraine policy with the announcement of […]
8 things to enjoy at the 2022 Winter Olympics
The 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics kicked off this week to a chorus of disapproval from human rights groups, foreign diplomats, journalists, environmentalists and others, and […]
Fears grow over missing vice-premier
By HU HIKidnapping Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Concerns are mounting over the whereabouts of former politician Zhang Gaoli, who hasn’t been seen since […]
Chinese Wolf Warrior ‘absolutely hopeless’ at fighting: Classmates
By LANG HAIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — On Twitter, he’s a self-styled “Wolf Warrior”: aggressive, paranoid, and thoroughly annoying. But former friends say […]
Douchebags relax as #MeToo movement sputters in China
By MEI DUGender Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It was “touch and go” for a while, jokes tech entrepreneur Wang Men, as he relaxes […]
‘Our mousetrap is open,’ Xi assures markets
By XIA DAEconomic Correspondent BOAO — China’s economy welcomes foreign investment, President Xi Jinping has assured overseas businesses, comparing it to a “vast mousetrap — […]
Which Chinese dynasty are you?
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent Boasting nearly 5,000 aeons of history, China is a country that has been uninterruptedly ruled by several different major dynasties, […]
It’s Started, People! President Xi Jinping Stabbed a Waitress to Death at China’s Parliament and Everyone Just Nervously Applauded
All Chinese people love the “Two Sessions” period, in which unelected officials from all around the country convene in the capital to do whatever they’re […]