Xi Jinping Stalked By Mysterious Figure In Red Suit
By MI RI Holiday Correspondent Chinese President Xi Jinping is reportedly seeing red—literally. According to an unusual police report filed this week, Xi claims a ‘fat […]
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Press Release: Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the People’s Republic of China
For Immediate Release China Slams China Daily Show: “A Marginal Outlet Craving Attention Through Baseless Provocations” Beijing, [10.12.2024] – The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of […]
CCP Orders Defense Contractors to Build Death Star
Defense Ministry Officials Said the Death Star With Chinese Characteristics Would Be Deployed for Domestic Surveillance Purposes By SO SU MIState Security Correspondent BEIJING (CHINA […]
Trump Administration Considers Charging Taiwan for “Protection”
By WING WONG WANGForeign Affairs Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — In a surprise proposal that has the Chinese mainland and Taiwan alike scratching their […]
Xi Jinping Announces Confucius Institutes Aim Not for ‘Transnational Repression’—But ‘Transgalactic Repression’
By OH LI WON SHOUEducation Correspondent Beijing – In a jaw-dropping revelation, Chinese President Xi Jinping declared that the worldwide network of Confucius Institutes is […]
Fears grow for missing weirdo
By LU NICommunity Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing’s last remaining bars may soon have to seek new customers, following the mysterious disappearance of […]
Opinion: ‘US to blame if Mars attacks’
By ZHOU XIAOPING We have nothing to fear from aliens — but if we do, the West and its lapdogs must bear all responsibility Recently […]
Seven unexpected benefits to Shanghai’s Zero Covid policy
Ongoing Covid lockdowns in Shanghai have caused widespread misery, anger, abuses, and even death. But what about the upsides? Well… You get to meet all […]
Xi Jinping sends important text
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s leader Xi Jinping has defied critics of his country’s Ukraine policy with the announcement of […]
8 things to enjoy at the 2022 Winter Olympics
The 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics kicked off this week to a chorus of disapproval from human rights groups, foreign diplomats, journalists, environmentalists and others, and […]