Official Report: Beijing Constantly Angry
Foreign Countries Continue To Ruin Mood At CCP Headquarters By NING NING PAOBeijing and Dessert Correspondent BEIJING — A new report by the Pakin Atoll […]
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We Chinese: Fourth Plenum Begins In Beijing
Under heavy security in Beijing, the Chinese Communist Party has opened its fourth plenum, where Xi Jinping will deliver a work report to more than […]
Chinese Mining Companies Release Environmental Disaster Schedule
The Program Is Recognized As The Next Step In ‘Environmentalism With Chinese Characteristics’ By Feichang WuranEnvironment Correspondent LUSAKA, Zambia — China’s Ministries of Foreign Affairs […]
Mirror Universe Scientists’ Plan To Clone Kim Jong Un Go Awry
Scholars Agree: Evil Mirror Universe Probably Includes Your Boss, Too By MEI WENTINews Correspondent BEIJING — A scheme by scientists from United Korea in the […]
Chinese Navy Says It Conducted ‘Routine Patrol’ of Earth—Mars Orbit
Beijing Cites 17th-Century Observatory Records As Binding Interplanetary Law By KONGJIAN JINGSAISpace Correspondent MARS ORBIT — The Chinese Space Navy announced Thursday it had completed a […]
We Chinese: China To Mark 80th Anniversary of World War II With Russian And North Korea
Russia, North Korea, Japan, and other nations — some under heavy Western sanctions — will visit China on September 3rd at Tiananmen Square for a […]
Value of Face Plummets Across Mainland China
Central Bank Denies Reports of Shadow Market in Discarded Honorifics By Ruan ShiliCultural Correspondent BEIJING — The value of face (面子) (600FCE.SS) has collapsed across […]
We Chinese: Xi’s Grip on Power Faces New Internal Challenges
Rumors are mounting that Chinese President Xi Jinping is gradually losing power, as reports of his allies being purged or sidelined coincide with carefully phrased […]
China Daily Show Launches Meme Coin
China Daily Show Converts Editorial Integrity into Fungible Asset, Loses #1 Satirical Ranking Amongst Entire Subscriber Base of Six Readers By JUAN REMEMBER MEFinancial Correspondent […]
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