China urges calm after New Year fireworks provoke North Korea missile strike
By Rong RenDefense Correspondent DALIAN (China Daily Show) – China’s leaders called for peace, calm and the resumption of talks today after an early Chinese […]
Month: January 2011
Ask the mean lady at the Beijing Exit-Entry Administration Bureau
Dear mean lady at the Beijing Exit-Entry Administration Bureau, Help! I am a 26-year-old gay man stuck in a traditional Chinese quandary. I’m going back […]
Edgar Snow clone went “haywire” after failed experiment: CIA
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Chinese government attempts to attain international journalistic credibility by cloning legendary former US reporter Edgar […]
Unpopular foreigner “unaware” he is Chinese Internet sensation
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Self-defined “citizen of the world” and all-round quintessential douchebag Aaron Mackiewicz of Columbus, Ohio has unwittingly […]
New Circle of Hell set to open for Chinese parents: Demon
By QUANSHAN CHENG’EJustice Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Unconfirmed reports from sources within Hell today suggested the leadership is considering opening a new extension […]
Ask a foreign woman who hasn’t had a date in eight months
Dear foreign woman who hasn’t had a date in eight months, I am having an ongoing problem with my “modern” Beijing apartment management office. My […]
Sex offenders “happiest” in China: survey
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An online poll of sex offenders has declared China the number-one destination spot for foreign men […]
Politburo: Mao’s hairstyle “70% right, 30% wrong”
By ZOU MIAOFashion & Style correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s ruling Politburo have surprised hairdressers by formally admitting that the style sported by […]
Millions still without porn after Japan lifts export ban to China
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Servers crashed and internet connections slowed to a crawl yesterday after Japan ended its recent ban […]