Made in China’ protests lack quality control: Minister
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — Citing numerous reports of errors made by angry Chinese protesters during the past week, Chinese officials in a press release […]
Month: April 2008
China to France: Stop screwing up our ‘internal affairs’ with your ‘internal affairs’
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In the midst of trying to assure a billion angry Chinese people that French people deserve to live, the Chinese […]
Chinese youth told to ‘stop being so CCP’
By TALLULAH JANE Olympics Correspondent WASHINGTON, D.C. (China Daily Show) – U.S. press secretary Dana Perino held a press conference today to tell the Chinese […]
Angry at French, Chinese mobs burn Yugoslavian flag
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — Just two days after protesting outside Korean bakery Tous Les Jours, French-embittered Chinese mobs took to the streets and burned […]
Angry Chinese stand and stare outside Tous Les Jours
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In a move baffling the international community, hundreds of angry Chinese students in Beijing’s college district gathered outside Tous Les […]
Chinese official spends $91,000 on French prostitute
By Art Vandelay Immoral woman identified as Carla Bruni NEW YORK — An unnamed Chinese official has reportedly spent $91,000 to obtain at least one […]
Greece angered over Chinese distortions of ancient traditions
ATHENS (Agencies) – In a press release issued from the Parthenon Monday, Greek officials have called on Beijing to “stop de-politicizing” the Olympic games. “They […]
Chinese people hurting the feelings of CNN
By JONAS WHALE Entertainment Correspondent ATLANTA, GA (China Daily Show) — Citing mounting abuse from disgruntled Chinese netizens, news agency CNN, the most-trusted name in […]
wujing88 doesn’t understand USdude07′s argument
By WING DUFENGTechnology Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — After repeated attempts from USdude07 to explain what he describes as his “middle ground” position on […]
Chinese erect massive bastion in honor of ‘Bastien’
CHANGCHUN (China Daily) — Residents of Changchun have labored diligently to erect a large bastion in honor of their new favorite person in the world, […]