US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi this week visited Taiwan in defiance of Beijing’s thunderous threats and denunciations. What do you think?
I’m just glad we’re focusing on really important stuff like this, and not the economy
If we’re going to go to war over something, I think we need to start small, and bomb one of those rocky outcrops near the Diaoyu Islands. Or am I talking about the Diaoyu Islands?
I saw on WeChat that Xi Jinping not only personally shot down Pelosi’s plane, but Joe Biden called him after to apologize. A proud day to be Chinese!
Xu Ming, 23
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Charles Ling, 36
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