A North Korean soldier captured by Ukrainian forces says that the North Korean army has a training facility where they have built mockup sections of Seoul, Busan, and Jeju Island to help train and familiarize their forces for an eventual invasion of South Korea.
What do you think?
“Make sure to tell them to recreate 853. That place has terrific spicy buckwheat noodles!”
“Seoul? Amateurs. Everybody knows the key to conquering South Korea is to take Gimpo first and work your way east.”
“Well, good luck I guess, but if they step on my mom’s flower garden, she’ll probably kick all their asses.”
Seo Yeon-jin, 26
Chopstick Organizer
Han Min-ji, 24
Rug Puller
Jung Woo-sik, 35
Tiger Liaison
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