Diary: Xi Jinping’s ‘Big Party Congress’
October 12 Morning Well, it’s taken a while — again! Some of my rivals still don’t understand that I’m unique, a man of destiny with […]
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Beijing bureau chief admits he doesn’t have a fucking clue what is really going on
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The chief correspondent for a top US newspaper has admitted that he has pretty much […]
Panic spreads in Beijing for some reason
by XIAO NIAORumor Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A water-cooler debate quickly led to widespread muttering, joking and microblogging in Beijing Tuesday morning, as […]
Expert hopes China will collapse ‘between 2021 and 4012′
By Fu XiFuturist Correspondent NEW YORK (China Daily Show) — In his famous polemic The Coming Collapse of China (2001), Gordon Chang predicted the Chinese Communist Party […]