Why I’m leaving China
So you’ve finally decided to break up with China. You’ll probably want to write a blog post or newspaper article about it, then. Too busy […]
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Court: Bo Xilai’s wife admits guilt, penis
By XIAO DIDIPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The endgame in the Bo Xilai case may have finally been reached, after full blame was […]
Neil Heywood eaten by CIA poison dwarf on orders of David Cameron: source required
By Xiao NiaoRumors Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find a credible source for a series of sensational […]
Communist Party asks everyone to just shut the fuck up for a moment so it can think
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Following its eighteenth futile call for unity this week, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) today issued […]
Neil Heywood may have been banging Bo Xilai’s wife: some guy
A special China Daily Show investigation BEIJING, CHENGDU, DALIAN (China Daily Show) – The encrypted telegram came in the early hours of the morning. “Mate, […]