‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]
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Chinese official’s sex tape ruins local man’s whole day
By BO BUQIInternet Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – A netizen has spoken out, after a grainy video depicting a middle-aged Chinese official having sex […]
Bo Xilai wiretaps ‘revealed intimate details of top leaders’ tedious lives’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Senior Politburo members ordered Bo Xilai’s removal after learning that he had eavesdropped on every tiresome […]
Chinese public, sick of corruption, demand Batman
By Fu RenCrime Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Following the removal of two of China’s leading crimefighters, an exasperated public has turned to Batman […]
Neil Heywood eaten by CIA poison dwarf on orders of David Cameron: source required
By Xiao NiaoRumors Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find a credible source for a series of sensational […]
Awkward moment as disgraced Bo Xilai attempts office comeback
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent CHONGQING – (China Daily Show) Flamboyant politician Bo Xilai has stunned Politburo members by dramatically attempting to return to work as […]
Neil Heywood may have been banging Bo Xilai’s wife: some guy
A special China Daily Show investigation BEIJING, CHENGDU, DALIAN (China Daily Show) – The encrypted telegram came in the early hours of the morning. “Mate, […]
PLA wipes Internet after Bo Xilai’s son reverses Ferrari over migrant worker on ‘If You Are The One’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after the son of disgraced […]
Nation grieves after People’s Princeling ‘resigns’
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) — Tributes were pouring in yesterday for Chongqing Party Secretary Bo Xilai, after he offered his resignation […]
CCTV to screen full Director’s Cut of “Caligula”
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s official state television channel has surprised observers with the announcement that it intends to be […]