Ask a foreign woman who hasn’t had a date in eight months
Dear foreign woman who hasn’t had a date in eight months, I am having an ongoing problem with my “modern” Beijing apartment management office. My […]
Sex offenders “happiest” in China: survey
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An online poll of sex offenders has declared China the number-one destination spot for foreign men […]
Politburo: Mao’s hairstyle “70% right, 30% wrong”
By ZOU MIAOFashion & Style correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s ruling Politburo have surprised hairdressers by formally admitting that the style sported by […]
Millions still without porn after Japan lifts export ban to China
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Servers crashed and internet connections slowed to a crawl yesterday after Japan ended its recent ban […]
WikiLeaks: Tiananmen Tank Man was just “short-sighted grandpa”
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent BEIJING (Agencies) – US embassy cables from 1989 have revealed that the man famously pictured blocking a tank during democracy demonstrations […]
Cash-strapped Edison Chen offers staff new pics, no Christmas bonus
By SUN WUKONGEntertainment Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — Loyal staff in disgraced actor Edison Chen’s retinue are said to be “disgusted” after the […]
WikiLeaks: British PM offered China Northern Ireland as “gift”
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent LONDON (China Daily Show) — In a gesture intended to cement relations between the two nations, Britain’s Prime Minister David Cameron […]
Ask an English teacher with a hangover
Dear English teacher with a hangover, I am wondering if you could pep up the lessons a bit, because frankly – I’m just as bored […]
No hash or coke at Nobel ceremony after Morocco, Colombia decline invites
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent OSLO (China Daily Show) – Representatives of various embassies expressed doubts today over their attendance, previously described as “in the bag,” […]
China WikiLink let us see the honest hardworking politician: Official Report
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGMinistry of Truth Spokesperson BEIJING (Official Report) — Fear of release of the classified document are now okay, because the detail […]