Chinese Horoscope: November 2010
AQUARIUS (1/20-2/10) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you […]
English teacher cancels Saturday morning class
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An English teacher at Beijing’s No. 6 University of Horticulture & HVAC Repair called administrators Sunday […]
Expat donates too much money, hurts co-workers’ feelings
By Art Vandelay BEIJING – An American proofreader has hurt the feelings of his Chinese co-workers by donating too much money to the company’s earthquake […]
Dashan denied visa, stops smiling
By Art Vandelay OTTAWA — Following recent visa policy modifications, Mark Roswell, popularly known in China as celebrity ‘crosstalk’ performer Dashan, was denied an F […]
Made in China’ protests lack quality control: Minister
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — Citing numerous reports of errors made by angry Chinese protesters during the past week, Chinese officials in a press release […]
China to France: Stop screwing up our ‘internal affairs’ with your ‘internal affairs’
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In the midst of trying to assure a billion angry Chinese people that French people deserve to live, the Chinese […]
Chinese youth told to ‘stop being so CCP’
By TALLULAH JANE Olympics Correspondent WASHINGTON, D.C. (China Daily Show) – U.S. press secretary Dana Perino held a press conference today to tell the Chinese […]
Angry at French, Chinese mobs burn Yugoslavian flag
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — Just two days after protesting outside Korean bakery Tous Les Jours, French-embittered Chinese mobs took to the streets and burned […]
Angry Chinese stand and stare outside Tous Les Jours
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In a move baffling the international community, hundreds of angry Chinese students in Beijing’s college district gathered outside Tous Les […]
Chinese official spends $91,000 on French prostitute
By Art Vandelay Immoral woman identified as Carla Bruni NEW YORK — An unnamed Chinese official has reportedly spent $91,000 to obtain at least one […]