Forced abortionist forced to give a fuck
By JIHUA SHENGYUFamily Planning Correspondent ANKANG (China Daily Show) – A county official who forced a young woman to abort her seven-month-old child was today forced […]
China agrees to send Newt Gingrich into space
By KONGJIAN JINGSAISpace Correspondent GOBI DESERT (China Daily Show) – Nearly half a century after the Soviet Union put the first man into space, China has finally […]
‘Singing and dancing nations’ to be sole recipients of Chinese aid
By FEI ZHOUCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China has surprised aid agencies by announcing plans to restrict all further overseas aid only to […]
Those Gaokao exam questions in full
Editor’s note: this year, nine million students sat their gaokao, a standardized exam that determines college admissions. This intense exam can be the key to a […]
Shenzhen mistress transferred to Beijing division
By BERT N’ERNAIRelationships Correspondent DONGGUAN (China Daily Show) – In a move that has stunned long-time observers of the Professional Mistress League (PML), notably lissom […]
Foreigner accidentally offends feelings of the entire Chinese people
By SHAN GANQINGEmployment Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — An American proofreader has upset his co-workers after donating too much money to one of his […]
That Yang Rui apology in full
Editor’s note: Yang Rui is the Managing Editor and Host of the CCTV News puppet-show Monologue, which presents news about China from a Chinese perspective and […]
Xenophobic CCTV anchor has ‘Terminator DNA’
By JONAS WHALEEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Questions were being raised about rising standards at China’s state broadcaster yesterday, after a top TV […]
Old map found in Chinese attic proves invincible claim to pile of rocks in South China Sea
By HAI SHANG SHILISouth China Seas Correspondent MANILA (China Daily Show) – The most excruciating military stand-off since David and Goliath may finally be resolved, […]
China launches ‘100 Flowers’ campaign for foreigners
By HUI JIAForeigners Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Chinese government has launched an exciting new visa campaign, aimed at promoting better ‘inclusiveness’ for […]