So it’s come to this? Remembering the ‘New York Times’ China bureau (1852-2020)
On the 18th December, the deadline for the first J visa for the New York Times’s China bureau expires, and the world will discover if Beijing […]
Douchebags relax as #MeToo movement sputters in China
By MEI DUGender Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It was “touch and go” for a while, jokes tech entrepreneur Wang Men, as he relaxes […]
Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]
‘Woke’ teen realizes that entire world engaged in plot to contain China
SHENYANG (China Daily Show) — Raised in a rural backwater, high-school student Jin Sun, 17, has only recently realized that the entire world is, in […]
‘Our mousetrap is open,’ Xi assures markets
By XIA DAEconomic Correspondent BOAO — China’s economy welcomes foreign investment, President Xi Jinping has assured overseas businesses, comparing it to a “vast mousetrap — […]
Which Chinese dynasty are you?
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent Boasting nearly 5,000 aeons of history, China is a country that has been uninterruptedly ruled by several different major dynasties, […]
It’s Started, People! President Xi Jinping Stabbed a Waitress to Death at China’s Parliament and Everyone Just Nervously Applauded
All Chinese people love the “Two Sessions” period, in which unelected officials from all around the country convene in the capital to do whatever they’re […]
China to reopen next week as Qing-style authoritarian shopping mall
By WEINI PUDynasty Correspondent (BEIJING) — China’s State Council has announced plans to close the mainland for a short period, and re-open as a Qing-style […]
Chinese billionaires sing and dance at Politburo Christmas party
By XI WIZNew Era Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A procession of Chinese billionaires from the worlds of tech, finance, and real estate performed […]
‘China not to blame’: China
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China should not be blamed for something, officials today confirmed, cautioning other countries not to interfere […]